JOB #01HIRED

CEO OF SMELL
Promoted himself. Nobody was brave enough to object.
GARLIC CAT OG.
The original garlic-wearing cat. No roadmap. No utility. Just one extremely pungent little guy.

THE GARLIC CLOSET










EXTREMELY REAL QUALIFICATIONS
Garlic Cat has never held a normal job, paid taxes, or explained the hat situation.

Promoted himself. Nobody was brave enough to object.

Turns one clove into a suspiciously large market cap.

Mission control says the scent has left the atmosphere.
REFERENCES AVAILABLE FROM HIS MOM

OFFICIAL COMMUNITY HQ
Fresh memes, outfit sightings, and highly unqualified market analysis served daily.
THE LORE
Cat wore garlic. Internet remembered. The rest is history.
CONTRACT ADDRESS
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